Now to that I say: Bullshit!
You don’t see me walking into the classroom with a pomegranate margarita glued to my forehead because I expect it to alleviate the pain in my brain which I always get from trying to explain the difference between an apostrophe and a comma to high schoolers!
So I’ll say it again: Bullshit!
Take the tape off and go to work like the rest of us hard-working people with aches and ailments. Only then you deserve a medal.